|You can literally see the steam coming off this baby.|
The first thing you need to do is melt the butter in a nice big pot. 45g (about 1.5oz) will do the trick.
While the butter is melting, get another pot of water onto the boil. Make sure to salt it good! It causes water to either get to the boil quicker or slower -- I think it's the latter, but I can't remember -- but pasta never takes long to cook, so that might just be a good thing.
Next up is making your roux. "What in the name of furry yellow peaches is a roux?" I hear you ask. I'm sure proper foodies or budding/pro chefs will have a better explanation, but in this case it means you're dumping in three heaped tablespoons -- yes, heaped, not level -- of plain (all-purpose) flour into the melted butter and mixing it together.
Your roux should look like this, only prettier.
|And by now, your water should be simmering, at the very least.|
This is the point where you throw in ten sliced cloves of garlic -- yes, ten! My dream! -- in with the roux. You're supposed to keep cooking it until it caramelises and goes golden. I personally didn't notice this happen, but that could be my untrained eye. I just cooked it until it was beautifully fragrant.
|Woooo, boiling water! It's like the water is having a party!|
While your garlic has been caramelising/cooking/doing the cha-cha in the pot, you've thrown your pasta into the boiling water. You are supposed to use macaroni, but we didn't have any so I used penne instead. It's all pasta in the end! Cook the pasta per the instructions -- for me, that usually means waiting for the water to come back to the boil, then turning it off and leaving it for ten minutes before draining. You may have a better way to cook pasta.
|Cooked pasta. Delish!|
Add this point, you need to add a litre (or 4 cups) of milk to your big pot, a bit at a time. The recipe called for semi-skim (low fat), but I just used regular old skim. Be careful that your pot isn't too hot, because otherwise when you first pour some of the milk in, it'll hiss and bring up a huge cloud of steam -- this might startle you and cause you to spill milk all over your cooktop. Which I totally did not do. The cooktop was dirty from someone else spilling milk all over it. Yes, that's it.
With a whisk -- and hopefully a better one that what I used -- you need to keep whisking together your roux and milk until it gets all nice and smooth. You keep adding more and more milk until there's none left to add.
You need to stir constantly. Once it's smooth, you need to bring it to the boil, then lower the heat so that it simmers.
Once your pasta is cooked, drain it and chuck it straight into your big pot! Throw in half a dozen bay leaves and give it a really, really good sprinkling of thyme. The recipe does call for fresh thyme -- I just used what I had.
|Give it a really good stir. It'll tone your arms.|
Add the cheese in now. The recipe calls for 150g of cheddar cheese and 100g of parmesan cheese, but I just used a 250g bag of mixed cheese that was supposed to be good for melting. This is a good point for people to experiment a little bit, particularly if they like their cheeses! Give the pasta a really good stir, until the cheese has melted and you can't see it anymore.
At this stage, you may want to add in a good splash of water if you feel like the sauce isn't runny enough -- it is supposed to be slightly runnier (or "wetter") than normal, because that'll cook out in the oven.
|Add some salt and pepper.|
|Then bung it all into a casserole dish.|
|Throw it in the oven at 220 C/430 F for about half an hour.|
Now's the time to make your crispy breadcrumbs. You need three good handfuls of whichever kind your bountiful pantry holds -- I used panko (Japanese) breadcrumbs for something different -- and you need to throw them into a pot. I just washed the pot I cooked the pasta in and used that -- you can use a smaller one if you want, but you'll need to keep in mind that cooking the breadcrumbs will take longer. Of course, if you're no Jamie or Nigella, you might want to stay away from the largest pot in your collection -- in case you end up burning them. Burnt breadcrumbs are ick.
You need to add some thyme in with them: I just kept shaking and stirring until I had an amount that I liked. If you want measurements, try perhaps two teaspoons, then see how it looks.
With the breadcrumbs and the thyme, you'll need a nice splash or three of olive oil. If you're not sure what that really means, it's literally a splash from the bottle. Take it easy if you're worried about adding too much, because you can always add more later. Anyway, crank the heat on your stovetop to about medium and start stirring as your breadcrumbs start to toast.
I find that it can be tricky to sometimes be sure about whether or not your breadcrumbs have crisped up, especially if you're using a kind like panko, which is already crispier than your standard breadcrumbs. Be on the lookout for the breadcrumbs to start turning a golden colour -- it might take a few minutes, but it'll definitely happen. Just be careful to not leave the doubt for too long, otherwise you may burn them.
|Your breadcrumbs should look something like this!|
Once half an hour has elapsed in the oven and your timer is begging you to take it out, let it sit for a couple of minutes. Some of my pasta clearly got slightly too toasty for comfort, but the dish itself wasn't burnt.
I've mentioned this before, but the original recipe belongs to Jamie Oliver, and he has it on his website here. I did change a few key things (such as leaving out tomatoes, because tomatoes are gross), but otherwise I mostly stuck to it. The recipe can also be found in his published book, "Jamie's America".
Disclaimer: I wasn't sponsored in any way to do this recipe -- my life just simply doesn't work that way.
Jamie Oliver's Killer Mac 'n' CheeseServes 8 - 10
- Sea salt
- Freshly ground black pepper
- 45g butter
- 3 heaped tablespoons plain flour
- 10 cloves garlic, peeled and finely sliced
- 6 bay leaves
- 1 litre semi-skimmed milk
- 600g dried macaroni
- 8 tomatoes
- 150g Cheddar cheese, freshly grated
- 100g Parmesan cheese, freshly grated
- A few sprigs fresh thyme, leaves picked
- 2 splash Worcestershire sauce, optional
- 1 grating nutmeg, optional
- 3 big handfuls fresh breadcrumbs
- Olive oil
- Get a large pan of salted water on the boil. Melt the butter in a large ovenproof saucepan over a low heat, then add the flour and turn the heat up to medium, stirring all the time, until you get a paste -- this is your roux. Add all the sliced garlic -- don't worry about the amount because each slice will caramelise like toffee in the roux. Keep cooking and stirring until golden and the garlic is nice and sticky.
- Add the bay leaves and slowly whisk in the milk a little at a time to ensure you get a nice smooth sauce. Bring the mixture to the boil, then leave it on a low heat to simmer and tick away, stirring occasionally. Preheat your oven to 220 C/425 F/Gas 7.
- Add the pasta to the pan of boiling salted water and cook according to the packet instructions. Meanwhile, roughly chop the tomatoes on a board and season them well with salt and pepper. Drain the pasta and add it immediately to the sauce. Give it a good stir and take the pan off the heat.
- Stir in your grated cheeses, chopped tomatoes and thyme leaves. A little Worcestershire sauce added now is nice, and so is a little grating or two of nutmeg. Now work on the flavour -- taste it and season it until it's hitting the right spot. You want it to be slightly too wet because it will thicken up again in the oven, so add a splash of water if needed.
- If you've made your sauce in an ovenproof casserole-type pan, leave everything in there; if not, transfer it to a deep earthenware dish. Bake it for 30 minutes in the oven, until golden, bubbling, crispy and delicious.
- While it's cooking, put your breadcrumbs and thyme into a pan with a few drizzles of olive oil over a medium heat. Stir and toss the crumbs around until crunchy and golden all over. Remove from the heat and tip into a nice bowl. Serve your macaroni cheese in the centre of the table, with your bowl of crispy breadcrumbs for sprinkling over, and a lovely green salad.